JEWQUEST

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Feb 14

A phone rigged NUCLEAR ATTACK - like you’ll be fooled this easily! With keen use of your JEWJITSU, you BARRACUDA-SLIDE JUTSU under your STURMDAD’S GROSS ARMCHAIR to avoid the ALCOHOL RELATED ASSAULT your mother is about to THWOMP upon you.
Despite never reading the scroll, and considering your BLACK BELT LEVEL in REALLY DUMB PLANS, you fling the paper like THE VERY PROPHET HIMSELF gently upon the chair, far beyond the reach of that phone, that TICKET TO POLICE STATE SAFETY BOTCHED IN GASOLINE PLAUSIBLY.

A phone rigged NUCLEAR ATTACK - like you’ll be fooled this easily! With keen use of your JEWJITSU, you BARRACUDA-SLIDE JUTSU under your STURMDAD’S GROSS ARMCHAIR to avoid the ALCOHOL RELATED ASSAULT your mother is about to THWOMP upon you.

Despite never reading the scroll, and considering your BLACK BELT LEVEL in REALLY DUMB PLANS, you fling the paper like THE VERY PROPHET HIMSELF gently upon the chair, far beyond the reach of that phone, that TICKET TO POLICE STATE SAFETY BOTCHED IN GASOLINE PLAUSIBLY.

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